On Speaking and Spontaneity
02.12.2009
Early yesterday morning, the first day of December, school greeted me with the same stale air one cannot associate with the much-anticipated time of the year that is Christmas (or Christmas break, to be precise). Since the professors in the first two major subjects weren’t in, the girls decided that we go to SM Centerpoint for a stroll.
At Booksale, I got another Scarpetta novel, chanced upon a copy of Lost Souls by Poppy Z. Brite which Irene bought, while the other three drooled over the eleventh book in Darren Shan’s Cirque du Freak series. We thought of seeing a movie, but being the GCs that we are, opted to go back to school for a long overdue first quiz in Psychology…only to flunk it.
Then came Miss K. bringing yet another round of shudders within me as she announced that we’ll have a 2-minute speaking activity again: this time, a prepared speech on a topic that was selected at random in a pouch filled with folded pieces of paper submitted by everybody in the class. Some of the girls have picked out such vague topics as Life, Death, AIDS. The inconsiderate ones didn’t know how to be a bit more specific. And the others picked out subjects as absurd (The only appropriate adjective I can think of, because the initial reaction this topic provokes is a HUH?) as Pasig River Rehabilitation, and as politically-oriented as 2010 Presidentiables and Automated Elections. I am contented with mine, however. The question was written in slender letters that would pass for legibility: Are you in favor of those television programs making Pinoy versions of such Korea Novela [sic] instead of producing unique Pinoy stories? There, I got the thought loud and clear, and if I’ll be just as confident as I am when I spell words out in a spelling bee, I know I can deliver my speech well on Friday. Who’s the patron saint of public speakers, anyway? May whoever-that-is bless my disorganized mind.
Postscript: The topic I submitted was Writing vs Speaking. I saw how the lucky one who picked that winced and I almost told her with arms akimbo: Hey, that’s already a bargain.

02.12.2009 at 6:54 pm
My, you got a nice topic for the activity. What an opportunity to bash…lol.
I think the topic Death, as well as the Vampire (if there is…because someone submitted Werewolf) and my topic Gypsy (eccentric much?), isn’t as vague…at least for me. I have good contextual analysis/explanation for those topics, especially the last two.
ABSURDITY reigned the stalest ideas that came from the depths of the cemetery of our classmates’ minds. Have they not realized that PRR (but ideas hit my head like a shovel last night while being buggered with traffic jam on the way home)and the others that made our eyebrows meet have become age-old issues? Haven’t they updated the databases in their skull yet?
03.12.2009 at 9:16 pm
I mean, what about Life/Death? Aren’t those topics too vast to be tackled in two minutes? The ones who submitted them should have written down that specific part they wanted to be spoken of.
Apparently, the people haven’t updated their databases yet that their thinking have been shrouded by cobwebs for years. I’m thinking of knocking their heads off sometime. Of course, you’re always welcome to join me.
03.12.2009 at 10:18 pm
I think LIFE is too vast, yes. But DEATH, I don’t know. I mean, for me, it can be tackled with one or two sentences…not detailed, of course. Whatever.
I have a few info-containing paper junks here. Maybe we could force these people into swallowing them after cleaning off their heads?
03.12.2009 at 11:21 pm
Sure. Anytime.